Quotes Out of Context
"I've never paid for sex, per sa, but I have paid for some very expensive dinners."
"However, I have tasted from the fruit called 'woman' and that taste, while sugary and sweet in the beginning, left an awful aftertaste when the 'woman' was all gone. Thus, the moral of your tale is all too familiar to me."
Prophet's Posts
- Post #299 posted Feb 2, 2008 9:14:16 PM
- Quoth the Raven, posted Jan 19, 2008 6:09:15 PM
- What are you doing here? posted Nov 23, 2007 9:03:20 PM
- How dare you do that to such a beautiful car posted Aug 27, 2007 10:11:09 AM
- The Death of the Lunch posted May 26, 2007 6:16:34 PM
- Life's Short - UPDATE posted May 9, 2007 1:26:00 PM
- Life's Short. posted May 8, 2007 9:22:50 AM
- The Land of MILF and Honey posted Apr 28, 2007 9:32:28 PM
- Why Scalia is One of My Favorite Supreme Court Judges posted Apr 20, 2007 9:33:41 AM
- Wisdom and a Wish posted Apr 12, 2007 10:19:29 PM
- Eliciting Illicit Deeds posted Feb 9, 2007 6:00:57 PM
- Legislative Intent Allows for Premarital Sex posted Feb 1, 2007 9:15:02 PM
- 7:30am meetings posted Jan 15, 2007 8:56:18 PM
- The January effect posted Jan 1, 2007 5:43:00 AM
- I am not fat… I am festively plumb posted Dec 22, 2006 8:57:18 PM
- What's the size of your Etch-o-Sketch posted Nov 28, 2006 5:54:29 PM
- Just as a reminder to all of us posted Nov 26, 2006 2:07:47 PM
- Become an emigrant… move to Europe posted Nov 8, 2006 1:08:32 PM
- As first discussed here... posted Oct 23, 2006 1:44:56 PM
- “I am the law” posted Sep 25, 2006 11:02:50 AM
- Overheard posted Sep 13, 2006 5:08:05 PM
- I am not going to point fingers posted Sep 12, 2006 9:04:01 AM
- Did you pinky swear? posted Aug 31, 2006 10:40:08 AM
- What do.... posted Aug 15, 2006 8:37:39 PM
- Web Round-Up posted Aug 10, 2006 6:00:00 AM
- Web Round-up posted Aug 3, 2006 6:04:00 AM
- Is there someone standing behind me? posted Aug 1, 2006 6:07:00 AM
- So, you want a Release. posted Jul 25, 2006 10:50:49 PM
- Russian Roulette posted Jun 28, 2006 10:09:13 PM
- Alternative dispute resolution: Rock Paper Scissors posted Jun 12, 2006 7:39:25 PM
- Rogue Barrister with a Torch posted Apr 28, 2006 8:29:26 PM
- Remember, I don't get paid until you pick up that phone and give me call posted Apr 23, 2006 8:17:49 PM
- When depositions go bad posted Apr 20, 2006 4:12:25 PM
- Easter Bunny posted Apr 16, 2006 8:55:08 PM
- You be the Judge posted Apr 13, 2006 8:47:49 PM
- You tell them, Scalia!!! posted Mar 31, 2006 10:28:34 AM
- Legal Term(s) of the Week posted Mar 29, 2006 10:42:56 AM
- Helpful Advice posted Mar 24, 2006 7:42:30 PM
- Follow-up Narcisse posted Mar 19, 2006 7:11:31 PM
- Calling all Rogues posted Mar 14, 2006 8:28:51 AM
- Best Movie... EVER posted Mar 4, 2006 2:23:30 PM
- Party... Zero to Drunk in 20 dollars posted Feb 25, 2006 2:14:57 PM
- Are you a fan? posted Feb 18, 2006 8:01:43 PM
- Tell those aliens how you really feel posted Feb 11, 2006 4:44:10 PM
- Science under Attack posted Feb 5, 2006 2:30:56 PM
- What not to do in Iowa. posted Feb 3, 2006 6:18:03 PM
- Judge, do you know how this is suppose to work? posted Feb 2, 2006 6:26:57 PM
- The Abyss posted Jan 31, 2006 11:13:03 PM
- Corporate Counsel posted Jan 30, 2006 10:08:51 PM
- At least there is precedent (*cough JD) posted Jan 27, 2006 6:50:49 PM
- Mr. Clients R. Losers posted Jan 26, 2006 1:55:13 PM
- 17 hours at work. posted Jan 25, 2006 2:13:03 AM
- Ode to Mr. Clients R. Losers posted Jan 23, 2006 10:23:31 PM
- Teaser posted Jan 19, 2006 5:00:20 PM
- How old are you? posted Jan 18, 2006 10:04:10 AM
- Why do some litigators not get involved? posted Jan 14, 2006 11:27:00 AM
- Highlights and Lowlights – Yesterday posted Jan 11, 2006 12:30:15 PM
- My Morning posted Jan 1, 2006 1:42:01 AM
- Test posted Dec 31, 2005 3:54:01 PM
- Flashlight + Maxim = Handcuffs? posted Dec 23, 2005 8:29:00 PM
- Someone Has to Post posted Dec 15, 2005 1:32:00 AM
- "Inner Skanks" and Halloween posted Oct 30, 2005 1:37:00 PM
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