Quotes Out of Context
"Unlike flapjack over there, I actually know the law in this area, and I'm correct, your honor."
"Those guys who do real estate, their life isn't all cupcakes and blowjobs, either."
"I look at opposing counsel with a bewildered expression on my face, only to find the same expression looking back at me, albeit on a much less handsome facade."
"The moral of this story is, of course, never be nice. Rather than look around to see if anyone was watching and then be nice, I should have looked around and then punched her right in the ovaries."
"Be willing to fight anything; man, beast, or machine."
J.D. Crane's Posts
- Cutting Edge or Unethical? posted May 12, 2007 7:52:12 PM
- Why don't you just die? posted Apr 20, 2007 3:48:55 PM
- High Theater posted Apr 20, 2007 10:14:09 AM
- If you run out of toilet paper, just use the constitution! posted Apr 12, 2007 5:33:40 PM
- Songs for the Damned posted Mar 30, 2007 1:21:43 PM
- Reality Check posted Feb 19, 2007 4:46:04 PM
- Take a moment, and consider our fellow crimefighters... posted Jan 27, 2007 3:42:34 PM
- There is a God. posted Jan 26, 2007 12:17:07 PM
- The inmates are running the asylum posted Jan 17, 2007 9:37:36 PM
- Wisdom from the Bench posted Jan 12, 2007 3:42:58 PM
- Overheard in Court Today... posted Jan 12, 2007 3:31:49 PM
- And you thought we had it bad. posted Oct 31, 2006 3:45:15 PM
- Hold the maple syrup. posted Oct 27, 2006 4:13:29 PM
- For a glimpse of... posted Oct 26, 2006 3:47:42 PM
- Overheard in Court today... posted Oct 11, 2006 5:18:26 PM
- Pot, meet Kettle.....discuss posted Oct 4, 2006 10:22:51 AM
- "O Lord", and other tales... posted Sep 19, 2006 2:58:59 PM
- I guess he's not clear on the "big picture"... posted Sep 8, 2006 12:44:33 PM
- 10 "E" Mistakes to Avoid posted Aug 18, 2006 11:59:50 AM
- DOH! posted Aug 17, 2006 12:24:19 PM
- When the rubber hits the road. posted Aug 8, 2006 5:24:21 PM
- I got your tip right here! posted Aug 7, 2006 11:34:40 AM
- For those of you contemplating law school posted Aug 7, 2006 11:27:14 AM
- Top Ten Lawyer Pick-Up Lines posted Aug 2, 2006 3:54:50 PM
- Overheard in the Office this morning... posted Jul 28, 2006 9:15:07 AM
- Ladies, I can't believe you ever doubted us. posted Jul 27, 2006 9:28:04 AM
- Overhead in the Office today... posted Jul 19, 2006 7:00:59 PM
- Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.... posted Jul 5, 2006 11:49:36 AM
- FINALLY--confirmation of what we've known all along... posted Jun 25, 2006 1:41:27 PM
- Friday Survey! posted Jun 2, 2006 3:25:33 PM
- Overheard today in court: posted Jun 2, 2006 9:36:16 AM
- A little advice... posted May 31, 2006 4:35:39 PM
- Temper, Temper...or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Respondent. posted May 26, 2006 4:09:42 PM
- What a suprise... posted May 19, 2006 3:52:04 PM
- ATTENTION ALL LAWYERS: posted Apr 26, 2006 6:10:07 PM
- Let us never forget. posted Apr 25, 2006 3:39:13 PM
- A dangerous line... posted Apr 19, 2006 1:47:03 PM
- WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR...? posted Apr 18, 2006 12:38:21 PM
- TIIIIIIIMMMMMMM---BER! posted Apr 10, 2006 10:28:30 AM
- Pardon me brother, can you spare a foot? posted Apr 6, 2006 6:55:57 PM
- Reason #38 to crack down on Immigration. posted Apr 6, 2006 1:20:21 PM
- Ethical Question of the Week posted Apr 5, 2006 3:49:52 PM
- I'm done playing with you. posted Apr 4, 2006 10:56:00 PM
- An Evolving Debate, Part III posted Mar 25, 2006 10:36:58 AM
- An Evolving Debate, Part II posted Mar 23, 2006 9:59:38 AM
- J.D. Crane's Island (Yar!) posted Mar 23, 2006 9:33:29 AM
- If you strike me down now, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine. posted Mar 22, 2006 2:35:14 PM
- Overheard in Court Today, or, God Bless Pro Se Litigants. posted Mar 21, 2006 1:46:10 PM
- Weekly Poll posted Mar 20, 2006 8:08:43 PM
- It's official... posted Mar 20, 2006 2:00:45 PM
- An Evolving Debate posted Mar 17, 2006 8:38:19 AM
- Depressing Thought of the Day: posted Mar 15, 2006 7:48:06 AM
- I sense that balance has been restored to the Force... posted Mar 6, 2006 6:51:27 PM
- It's ALL over, now... posted Mar 3, 2006 1:11:48 PM
- J.D. Crane strikes again posted Mar 2, 2006 8:10:33 PM
- Shame on you sir. Shame on YOU. posted Feb 23, 2006 8:01:45 PM
- The Adventures of Quo Vadis (cont'd) posted Feb 18, 2006 1:24:59 PM
- The Adventures of Quo Vadis posted Feb 17, 2006 11:59:23 AM
- Have you seen this man? posted Feb 15, 2006 2:18:26 PM
- I LEFT WORK EARLY TODAY. posted Feb 10, 2006 5:20:32 PM
- Take that, Round-Eye! posted Feb 10, 2006 11:26:25 AM
- He's a Playa... posted Feb 10, 2006 10:54:33 AM
- Hell, she should move here and run for congress... posted Feb 8, 2006 5:50:56 PM
- Maybe she should have tried Chi-Chi's... posted Feb 8, 2006 5:46:32 PM
- Things to think about, Heading into Hump Day: posted Feb 7, 2006 10:42:01 PM
- NOW I'VE SEEN IT ALL posted Feb 6, 2006 2:22:05 PM
- The Stepford Fawns posted Feb 2, 2006 1:26:03 PM
- When in Rome... posted Feb 1, 2006 4:27:54 PM
- MY FAVORITE THINGS posted Jan 31, 2006 5:35:10 PM
- And we thought OUR mayor was loony... posted Jan 26, 2006 9:34:00 AM
- You just can't make this stuff up. posted Jan 25, 2006 5:13:43 PM
- Wiiiillllllbuurrrrrrr, what happened to dinner and a movie? posted Jan 25, 2006 12:09:35 PM
- We can all relate, Shahimi, we can all relate... posted Jan 25, 2006 10:16:54 AM
- J.D. Crane: personal power, part 3 posted Jan 24, 2006 10:56:09 AM
- J.D. Crane--Personal Power, part 2 posted Jan 21, 2006 9:23:28 PM
- And Man shall have dominion over the earth... posted Jan 20, 2006 10:41:50 AM
- J.D. Crane: Personal Power, part 1 posted Jan 18, 2006 4:50:43 PM
- GREEEEEEEEEY PARROTS IN FLIGHT (Wooooo!) AFTERNOON DELIGHT! posted Jan 17, 2006 4:17:45 PM
- IT'S ALL OVER BUT THE DYIN'... posted Jan 17, 2006 11:53:55 AM
- VINDICATION posted Jan 12, 2006 8:43:03 PM
- WHEN A MAAAAAAN MEETS A CLIENT..... posted Jan 12, 2006 3:16:40 PM
- J.D. Crane--Adventures in Emergency Motions posted Jan 5, 2006 11:43:52 AM
- From All of Us Here At the League of Rogue Barristers, Chicago Chapter... posted Dec 31, 2005 11:41:51 PM
- The Hump Day Poll posted Dec 28, 2005 11:09:00 AM
- THINGS I LEARNED TODAY: posted Dec 28, 2005 1:06:00 AM
- Science News (for dorks) posted Dec 27, 2005 1:08:00 PM
- Actual Exchange Overheard Today... posted Dec 27, 2005 12:58:00 AM
- Attention Readers, It's Time For.... posted Dec 26, 2005 2:56:00 PM
- Ahhh, the Good Ol' Days.... posted Dec 26, 2005 1:52:00 PM
- I, for one, will welcome our Robot Overlords... posted Dec 26, 2005 11:04:00 AM
- HOW IT ALL BEGAN... posted Dec 24, 2005 1:01:00 AM
- HOLIDAY PARTY TIPS posted Dec 23, 2005 6:51:00 PM
- This just in: Shysters Expand Client Base posted Dec 22, 2005 12:49:00 PM
- Stalin's Half-Man, Half-Ape Super Warriors posted Dec 22, 2005 10:46:00 AM
- A truly serious issue... posted Dec 21, 2005 4:40:00 PM
- So you want to be a litigator, huh? posted Dec 21, 2005 2:38:00 PM
- This Week's "Biggus Dickus" award goes to.... posted Dec 21, 2005 12:36:00 PM
- Sleep, the elusive dream. posted Dec 21, 2005 12:33:00 AM
- Intelligent Design Ruling Today posted Dec 20, 2005 9:42:00 PM
- My Life at 6:01 in the PM. posted Dec 20, 2005 8:01:00 PM
- A Typical J.D. Moment... posted Dec 20, 2005 12:29:00 AM
- Allow Myself to introduce....myself. posted Dec 16, 2005 12:27:00 AM
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- J.D.Crane was raised in a small town in the midwest. A former construction worker, pit fighter, bouncer, rugby player, therapist, computer technician, corporate trainer, and bartender, J.D. got bored and decided to go to law school. He now does daily battle in the ninth circle of hell, a/k/a Divorce Court.
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