"Unlike flapjack over there, I actually know the law in this area, and I'm correct, your honor."
"Those guys who do real estate, their life isn't all cupcakes and blowjobs, either."
"I look at opposing counsel with a bewildered expression on my face, only to find the same expression looking back at me, albeit on a much less handsome facade."
"The moral of this story is, of course, never be nice. Rather than look around to see if anyone was watching and then be nice, I should have looked around and then punched her right in the ovaries."
"Be willing to fight anything; man, beast, or machine."
|Legion of Boom by The Crystal Method|
|Ten Thousand Fists by Disturbed|
|Contraband by Velvet Revolver|
|Dark Pleasures by Various Artists|
|Greatest Hits by Cure|
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