JD Crane
Quotes Out of Context

"Unlike flapjack over there, I actually know the law in this area, and I'm correct, your honor."

"Those guys who do real estate, their life isn't all cupcakes and blowjobs, either."

"I look at opposing counsel with a bewildered expression on my face, only to find the same expression looking back at me, albeit on a much less handsome facade."

"The moral of this story is, of course, never be nice. Rather than look around to see if anyone was watching and then be nice, I should have looked around and then punched her right in the ovaries."

"Be willing to fight anything; man, beast, or machine."

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  • J.D.Crane was raised in a small town in the midwest. A former construction worker, pit fighter, bouncer, rugby player, therapist, computer technician, corporate trainer, and bartender, J.D. got bored and decided to go to law school. He now does daily battle in the ninth circle of hell, a/k/a Divorce Court.


  • Reading
  • Horror and Science Fiction Movies
  • Good Conversation
  • Small-batch bourbon

Listening to

The Crystal Method - Legion of Boom by The Crystal Method
Disturbed - Ten Thousand Fists by Disturbed
Velvet Revolver - Contraband by Velvet Revolver
Various Artists - Dark Pleasures by Various Artists
Cure - Greatest Hits by Cure

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