Overheard in Court today...

Lawyer one:  Hey there counselor, I tried to get a hold of you all day yesterday...

Lawyer two:  I was in a murder trial all day.

Lawyer one:  Oh....who'd you whack?

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Lawyer three:  Oh man, I just had the worst hearing ever

Lawyer four:   What happened?  Bad ruling?

Lawyer three:  No, (such and such) was on the other side....

Lawyer four:  Eewww, she's disgusting, and that's when she showers.

Lawyer three:  No kidding, I started daydreaming that I was trapped in the hair growing out of her mole....