Top Ten Lawyer Pick-Up Lines

10.  Is that a Black's Law Dictionary in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
9.    I got two words for you, baby: Habeus Corpus.
8.    I'm a Judge.
7.    Why don't we go back to my place and discuss "minimum contacts"?
6.    Sorry I missed you at the Bar Association party...can I interest you in a little nunc pro tunc?
5.    I'm a Federal Judge.
4.    I'll show you my briefs if you show me yours.
3.    I'm John Q. Public, and letting you outta my sight is against public policy!
2.    I got your jurisdiction right here.

and the number one lawyer pick up line........

1.    Let's do it by agreement.