Overheard in the office

"...and this is why we don't hire female associates."  (Part of a phone conversation by a partner after one of our female attorneys announced her resignation following her recent announcement that she was getting married).

In the words of Stewie Griffin, "You're gonna get suuuuuuuued."  Its funny that a law firm which files employment discrimination cases on behalf of women is itself so careless.  Now wouldn't that be the ironic twist, a plaintiff's employment discrimination firm getting sued for employment discrimination.