Overhead in the Office today...
Lawyer one: "I got soooo drunk last night."
Lawyer two: "What were you drinking?"
Lawyer one: "We were hanging out at Chilis and I was drinking Chardonnay."
Lawyer two: "What?! Chardonnay?!"
Lawyer one: "Hey, I like wine!"
Lawyer two: "Well how many did you have?"
Lawyer one: "Three"
Lawyer two: "Jesus! You had three bottles?!"
Lawyer one: "No, three glasses."
Lawyer two: "Dude, that's it, you are totally gay."
Lawyer one: "Shut the fuck up!"
Lawyer three: (from down the hall) "I'm not sure, but I think this new client is a total flamer."
Lawyer two: "You should hook him up with (Lawyer one)"
Lawyer one: "I'm gonna beat your ass."
Lawyer two: "Easy there cassanova, I don't play for 'your team'."
Lawyer four: (down the hall) "Hey, you better be nice to him or he won't share his chardonnay."
Lawyer one: "You guys are assholes! (walks away)"
Lawyer two: "Hey man, we're just yanking your chain."
Lawyer five: "(the client lawyer three was talking about) just called me and left a message on my voicemail. Does anyone know what he wants?"
Lawyer four: "I do. A candlelit dinner with (Lawyer one) and a nice chardonnay."
Lawyer one: "You FUCKERS!!!!"
Can I take a guess at who Lawyer #2 was?
Posted by: Sui Generis | Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 04:32 PM
He cannot possibly be gay. He was drinking at *Chilis*. Good god, man. Chilis?!?!
Posted by: Dave! | Friday, July 21, 2006 at 10:06 AM
Thank you for the guess, but yours truly was actually lawyer number four. Even funnier, lawyer number two was one of the partners!
Good call with the Chili's comment, my thoughts exactly.
Posted by: J.D. Crane | Friday, July 21, 2006 at 01:13 PM