I had the distinct pleasure of being able to sample firsthand the culinary skills of one JC, who is either now known as "Grillmaster" or "Hosebeast" depending on the situation. JC was able to tame the wild beast that is my father's gas grill to produce some very fine and delectable burgers and hot dogs this past Memorial Weekend. He also was able to demonstrate the commendable man-skill of holding a water-hose to wash off his car whilst consuming one of the myriad of fine brewed beverages at the same time. Hats off to "Grillmaster Juris "Hosebeast" Consultus" for a most wonderful effort. My stomach and my wet dog (no, that's not code for anything) truly are appreciative.