WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR...?

Would you:

1.  Bark like a dog?

2.  Waddle like a duck?

3.  Honk like a goose?

4.  Go in front of the judge and blatantly lie, only to be caught by yours truly, who then hands a copy of your correspondence exposing your lie to the judge, who then dismisses your case with prejudice?

If you said #4, you're in good company, as the not-so-esteemed Mr. XXXXXXX XXXX of XXXXXXXXXX, Illinois did exactly the same thing this morning in Pokeagoat County Court.

Hey, at least you'd be doing it for a chocolate treat!

(and Mr. XXXX, in case you missed the memo, you're in the 'getting f*cked by me business'.)

Comments

[Dave!]

With prejudice!

(That's a joke for Hunc.)