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Tuesday, April 04, 2006

I'm done playing with you.

1.  I told you that there was an investigation.  I didn't have to.
2.  You repay me with an emergency motion.

3.  I provide you with documentation; documentation that completely undercuts your motion.
4.  You proceed anyway.

5.  I get in front of the judge, and I try to appear fair.
6.  You get in front of the judge, and decide to act foolishly.

7.  He shoots you down.  I let you write the order.
8.  You take forever to do it.

9.  You try and spin it as a win for both of us.
10.  I point out that you forgot to include your motion was denied in the order.

11.  We talk afterwards, about other issues I think we can address without litigation.
12.  You slip and say something, something which means you have been lying to me about an particular issue this whole time.

You are a cock-smoking, deceitful, pig-fucking son of a bitch.

And I'm about to introduce you to a world of pain you can't begin to imagine.

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