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Friday, March 03, 2006


Hunc T. Caveto

...and thus a chink in the armor of the legendary JD Crane has been revealed. This is a person "willing to fight anything; man, beast, or machine," yet has NEVER stepped foot in the ocean, and continuously ridicules all those who venture into the water for their lack of JD’s "survival instincts."

A word to the wise, if you are ever so unfortunate as to face JD in battle (in or out of the courtroom) you have absolutely no chance unless you can incorporate large pictures and models of sharks and small insects.

I anticipate this being my last posting as the revelation of JD’s achilles heal will undoubtedly coincide with a mysterious and unexplained ‘accident’ this weekend leaving me in a persistent vegetative state.

thanks, for the memories

J.D. Crane

Lies, FILTHY lies!

I am always willing to fight anything, man, BEAST, or machine. I have been in the ocean many, many times, fyi. It was an episode in the ocean off the coast of St.Petersburg, Florida, in 1996 that forever changed my view of the salty grave. I now only venture into the ocean up to knee-deep. They call them man-eaters for a reason. THAT, however, is a story for another day...

Please excuse me ,I have an "accident" to arrange.


Whoa-o here she comes. Watch out boys; she'll chew you up. Whoa-o here she comes. She's a man eater.

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