I can always tell when JD is the only other person in the room with me, because strange things happen.
For instance, we are currently watching 101 Strangest Things Pulled From the Human Body on TLC. Some of the "graphic images which may be disturbing to sensitive viewers" include pulling 200 nails and several unidentifiable metal objects from a man's stomach [fun fact - the stomach can strech to over 50 times its normal empty size] and watching the reenactment of a man getting his face impaled horizontally by a piece of rebar. Yes folks, it's graphic, but he got to keep both eyes. I can only imagine the kind of dreams I'm going to have tonight. Plus, I think there will be a man carrying his twin later on.
This same show advises, "Those of you attempting to insert a foreign body into the rectal area - don't do it." Duly noted. Thank you TLC. I'm putting the Coke bottle down now, slowly, and stepping away.
Also, I am completely under the influence of new old favorite blog, courtesy of Mimi Smartypants . I spit buttery popcorn all over my computer screen reading some of her entries. She has a talent for finding the best links, including this one from the PA Code.
For you lazy types, 7 Pa. 1.160(a) states that [c]arcasses of swine which give off a pronounced sexual odor shall be condemned.
You read that correctly.
Where do I begin? I hope I can find a court case where a judge addresses this issue. "I'm sorry, Your Honor, but the pig carcass, it was giving off a pronounced sexual odor. I just couldn't help myself. It was asking for it."
And I'm back to zoophilia...now for necrophiliacs! Dammit.
More importantly, what happens if this extends to humans at some point? The law has expanded in other areas...why not this one? "I'm sorry Prophet, but I was overwhelmed by your pronounced sexual odor. You must be condemned."
These are important things to ponder. Which I will do as soon as this poor man on TV finishes explaining what it feels like to have the entire half of his face impaled by a pitchfork.
Sweet dreams y'all!