When in Rome...

Actual Exchange this morning in the Spittoon County Courthouse:

Lawyer:  "Pardon me, but where would I go to get an attorney identification card?"

Deputy:  "You'll have to go to the Spittoon County Bar Association Office"

Lawyer:  "Do you know how much it is?"

Deputy:  "Oh, the card is free, but you have to join the Spittoon County Bar Association to get one"

Lawyer:  "You're kidding, you can't just get the card?"

Deputy:  "Nope.  And it's expensive as hell to join, something like 400 bucks"

Lawyer:  "!!#^%#%*&^%$(*&&^!!!!"

Deputy:  "Most people just join the Spittoon County Women's Bar Association instead"

Lawyer:  "Why?"

Deputy:  "You get a discount then.  I think it's only like, 50 bucks"

Lawyer:  "Well, that's not so bad"

Deputy:  "Yeah, the catch is, the WBA card is a cherry color, almost pink.  You'd have to be crazy to pay the 400 bucks for the other one, though"

Lawyer:  "So a lot of guys have the pink cards?"

Deputy:  "Oh yeah, it's how we tell the fruits from the nuts, so to speak."

Comments

[Prophet]

The only question left is what color is your identification card.
Are you a pinky or a whitey?

[J.D. Crane]

Neither.
Spittoon County can go f*ck itself.