The Adventures of Quo Vadis

As readers very well know, we here at the League of Rogue Barristers, Chicago Chapter, have been trying to discover what happened to our colleague, Quo Vadis.  After several leads dried up, including a bogus message from the Witchita Chapter stating that he had shown up, took over their chapter and was planning to secede from Kansas, we were suprised to encounter an eyewitness.

Leonard P. Hogthistle of Des Plaines called us up to pass along an event he witnessed not more than 12 days ago:

"I was sittin' on ma poach, as I always do when the weather getz ah little crispy, when I saw yo 'Quo Vadis' a-runnin' down ma street.  Theyaaa was several things that caught ma attention in this heeyaa matta.  Number one, it was a-colda than a witches' titty out theyaa.  Number two, it was about 6 o'clock in tha a.m.  And a-number three, he was a-wearin' a big green outfit, kinda looked like a cabbage.  In fact, iffin' ma recollection serves me correctly, it was a cabbage costume, a-yep.  It was then that I refocused ma attention on a-what was a-chasin' him."

(to be continued...)