Shame on you sir. Shame on YOU.

It has come to my attention that several Holier-than-thou County Circuit Court Judges have been refusing to do trials on certain issues.  Let's review the reports:

1.  Judge Lazy Qumquat, Domestic Relations, refused to have a trial on the issue of personal property, despite the fact that certain property was highly valuable, and despite the fact that it was the remaining issue left in the case.

2.  Judge Worthless Bumbler, Law Division, refused to have a hearing on a TRO.  That's right, refused to have a hearing on a TRO, instead telling the movant that the other party's "solemn word" would be good enough.

3.  Judge FUBAR, Criminal Division, refused to have hearing on an allegation of police brutality, because, and I quote "I've know this officer for years, and he's not that type of policeman."

DEAR JUDGES (if that title is even appropriate)  WHO THE F*CK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!!????