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Comments

[Prophet]

My thoughts exactly... in other news... what would you guys think about a Mardi Gras party at my place say the 24th or 25th. I have the beads for it. We can throw them off my balcony. Wait... maybe this is not such a good idea.

[Hunc T. Caveto]

No, its a GREAT idea!!! In fact, we can have our very own Winter Olympics. Event 1: Bare foot and broken ankled long jump. Event 2: Shots. Event 3: Taquito javelin toss. Event 4: Shots. (and repeat)

[Jurisconsultus]

Taquito...pool...I will take bets via proxy. Being in the Old Dominion will not prevent me from taking J.D.'s money.

[Prophet]

I can see it now…
A forcible knock at the door: BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
I open it to find two Chicago Officers in uniforms barely containing bellies Buddha would have been proud to own.
“We’ve had reports of people throwing beads off the balcony. Son, do you realize that you are ‘bout 25 five floors up? Do you realize throwing beads off this balcony could kill someone?”
“ ‘bout? What are you from Canada, ah?”
“What’s your name?”
“J.D. Crane. Officer, what is your problem? She showed me her tits. What else was I suppose to do?”
“You saw her tits from 25 floors up?”
“They were big tits!! And Officer, it wasn’t me!! I didn’t throw her beads. I threw a Taquito!!!”

In the legal profession, we call this a Maker’s Mark Confession.

[J.D. Crane]

OUCH!

(It's funny 'cuz it's true......)