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For some reason we here at LORB love us the animal sex stories:

Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat

A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.

The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

(Courtesy of BBC News: original link here)

Comments

[Quo Vadis]

A goat as a wife? What does that say about the women of Sudan??

[Jurisconsultus]

Not much. And we have a Quo Vadis sighting. Good to see you are not permanently trapped in the doc review room.

[Quo Vadis]

Oh, I am. But I decided that I would make a special guest appearance. I couldn't let animal sex go by without commenting.

[Quo Vadis]

Stupid TypePad posted my comment three times. AND Prophet has not seen fit to give me the authority to delete my own posts, so I cannot remedy the problem. Hm. Shouldn't Prophet have known that was going to happen?

[Prophet]

Has it been so long that you have forgotten how to use "it?" Don’t blame others for your “dysfunctions.”

[J.D. Crane]

Take it from Prophet, he knows "dysfunctions"!