Who Knew a 2 Cent Stamp Could Cost So Much?

Amount I am billing the United Postal Service for me to travel to three different post offices in search of a mere 2 cent stamp:

1.75 hours @ $150.00/hour....................................$262.50
CTA fare......................................................................$2.00
                    Total......................................................$264.50

The response I get from the post office....................Priceless

Do not mess with Jurisconsultus.  Ego esse lex!

Comments

[Dave!]

It's the post office... if they even manage to get your bill, any response will be lost.

[Jurisconsultus]

Yes, they will be given 60 days to pay the invoice I send them, and I will be informing them in the correspondence that if it is not paid within 60 days then I will turn the matter over to a collection agency.