MY FAVORITE THINGS

Motions to Compel and Continuances

201(k) letters, how many chances?

Hearings and Trials and Court Clerks with ZING!

These are a few of my favorite things.....

Rule 137 sanctions make opposing counsel look stupid

Reconciliation possible?  Not even with Cupid...

My Motion to Strike smacks you with a loud PING!

These are a few of my favorite things......

Judges who wink and Experts who bumble

Counsel's closing argument was a long, ugly stumble

My cross-examination makes your witnesses sing!

These are a few of my favorite things...

When the Court's closed,

When the client whines,

When my paralegal's mad,

I simply remember my favorite things,

And then I don't feeeeeeeeeellllllllllll  soooooooooooo  baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddddd!