J.D. Crane: Personal Power, part 1

Actual exchange in my office this afternoon:

Managing partner: (plopping down into one of my chairs) "Hey JD, what's up?"

Me: "Not too much, drafting this answer, checking my email, downloading porn..."

Managing partner: (who is female) "JD!!! C'mon man, that's not cool! Jesus...."

Me: "It's downloading in the background, it's no big deal"

Managing partner: "God, JD!  I can't believe you!"

Me:  "Cut me some slack, it's the Colin Farrell sex tape..."

Managing partner:  "Ooooh, could you burn that onto disk for me?"