Actual Exchange Overheard Today...

...in the hallway of the Trippy County Courthouse, 2nd floor:

Attorney #1: ...Do you want litigation?! Is that what you want!? I thought we
were going to take care of this outside the courtroom!

Attorney #2: G%d
D&mmit, I told you not to f*ck with me, I told you
NOT...TO...F*CK...WITH...ME...so this is what you get!!!

Attorney #1:
HOW DID I F*CK WITH YOU?!! YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR MIND!!!

Attorney #2: I'm
tired of discussing this, Buford! You know what you did, and now you're getting
F*CKED! This is one trial lawyer who knows when he's being fed lines!

Attorney #1: Trial lawyer! TRIAL LAWYER! HA! You can't even SPELL trial
lawyer! I'll see you in court, you sonofab*tch!